My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline.
this is so true it hurts
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
fuck yes
and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS